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Jihad Warm-mongering
by The Banter-er on January 30
Osama Bin Laden’s recent denouncing of global warming perfectly illustrates how radicals will use any effective propaganda to justify their desired result. Bin Laden knows that pacifist lefties will latch right on to his latest anti-industrialized rhetoric and use it as proof that United States and other Western nations bring Islamic animosity upon themselves. In fact, he has consistently used liberal talking points to gain sympathizers and fulfill his ultimate desire to kill infidels. I’m... Read more...
State of Disunion
by The Banter-er on January 28
Editor’s note: After his first State of the Union address last night, Obama released the following speech he wrote to discuss the state of the disunion his agenda has created in America. We have obtained a copy and are happy to share it with BanterNation: I was going to call a joint session of Everyday Banter readers to give this State of Disunion speech live, but due to a recent spending freeze, I am forced to relay the State of Disunion via digital ink. In order to provide a more visual... Read more...
For Americans, the “Beer Goggles” are off
by The Banter-er on January 26
Boston Globe columnist Brian McGrory was so dismayed by the historic Scott Brown victory in Massachusetts, that he compares the experience with being date raped, complete with the sting of regret and the pain of violation. The haunting detail of his commentary would suggest that McGrory himself has an intimate knowledge of such affairs; only the question of which end of the seduction he found himself on remains a mystery. While McGrory accuses the majority of Massachusetts voters of being loose... Read more...
Obama: Funnier than Parody
by The Banter-er on January 25
For a really smart guy, Obama sure looks stupid in this picture from a speech given to a 6th grade class: I don’t understand why after a year on the job Obama hasn’t memorized the following phrases he regularly reads off his teleprompters: “Let me make myself clear. This isn’t about me. I will fix the economy by taking drastic measures that we cannot delay any further. The time for talk is over. Because of the flack George Bush, I inherited an absurd budget deficit... Read more...
Hope Index – 1/25
by The Banter-er on
In what was undoubtedly the most exciting week for conservatives in a long time, a series of freedom-promoting events has caused the Hope Index to trend upward. The events of the past seven days have simultaneously reinvigorated the conservative movement and debilitated the already floundering left. Victories like we’ve enjoyed this week have been few and far between of late, so bask in the glory, BanterNation… As of 25 January 2010 the United States is Increasingly More Free White... Read more...
New White House iPhone App Commercial
by The Banter-er on January 24
Lasting marketing is accomplished through repetition, so the White House has just released their 2nd commercial featuring the new White House iPhone application. Subscribe via RSS or Email to get an immediate update when a new commercial is posted. And don’t be afraid to go viral and share it with your friends & family. Spread the Wealth Around: Read More →
SCOTUS Ruling: Right on the Money
by The Banter-er on January 22
Despite being characterized as an judicial activist ruling by angry liberals, yesterday’s ruling from the Supreme Court granting corporations the right to get involved in elections is spot on. I’ll use the omniscient Wikipedia to prove my point…from their page on Corporations: Despite not being natural persons, corporations are recognized by the law to have rights and responsibilities like actual people. Corporations can exercise human rights against real individuals and the state,[2]... Read more...
EXCLUSIVE: New White House iPhone App Commercial
by The Banter-er on
Don’t have Obama overload yet? There’s an app for that. This is commercial one in a forthcoming series of new White House iPhone application commercials that will highlight the benefits of downloading the new Obama app. Oh, if we all could use taxpayer money to create an app designed to feed our own ego. Subscribe via RSS or Email to get an immediate update when a new commercial is posted. And don’t be afraid to go viral and share it with your friends & family. P.S. Most... Read more...
CNN: Obama to shift focus to economy
by The Banter-er on
Two thoughts on this headline: Oh crap Does this mean even more government “stimulus”? If the past year has taught me anything, it’s that Obama has a funny way of fixing things. He also has a way of lumping completely unrelated challenges into dual-fixes. For example, how do you fix global warming and unemployment at the same time? Green jobs, of course! Here’s what Obama’s next move will be: After admitting that there are implications of Scott Brown’s... Read more...
Adios, Air America
by The Banter-er on January 21
He's a Senator? I’m sure it didn’t take Air America very long to individually contact their listener-base to inform them that Air America is finally heading to the heaping tire fire that is liberal ideas gone wrong. The death of Air America presents a teachable moment: If all liberal ideas, businesses, and institutions had to operate in a free market environment, they would all be utter disasters. No entity created for the sake of progressivism will ever have the merit necessary... Read more...